
The Olivamere Tree — 7FT Faux Olive Tree
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The tree your guests will touch to believe.
A 7-foot olive tree with hand-shaped branches, matte leaves, and Mediterranean calm built in. No water. No sunlight. No $400 price tag.
Ships free from US warehouses · At your door in ~4 business days · Easy 30-day returns
The look
Some corners just need a tree. The empty one by the bookshelf. The blank wall behind the reading chair. The entryway that almost works.
The Olivamere Tree fills it the way the design magazines do it — seven feet of soft sage leaves, lifelike fruit, and a natural-wood trunk that reads "real" from across the room and up close. The leaves are matte, not shiny. The branches bend and hold their shape, so you style it once and it stays styled.
Guests will reach out and touch it. That's the whole point.
Zero care, forever
No light in the living room? Perfect. The Olivamere Tree doesn't ask for a south-facing window, a watering schedule, or forgiveness. It's the one plant you cannot kill — and the one that looks exactly this good in five years.
What arrives
- One 7FT olive tree, pre-potted in a weighted black planter
- Branches arrive folded for transit — fluff them like a Christmas tree (oddly satisfying, takes ~10 minutes)
- Drop the pot into any 12" basket or ceramic planter for the full designer look
- Ships from a US warehouse — about 4 business days, tracking on every order
Good questions
Will it look plastic? The leaves are matte-finished with natural veining — the "shiny fake plant" look is exactly what we filtered out. If yours doesn't pass the touch test, send it back within 30 days.
How tall is 7FT really? Standard US ceilings are 8FT. A 7FT tree fills the room without grazing the ceiling — the proportion designers use.
What if I don't love it? 30-day easy returns. No interrogation.
Details
- Height: 7FT (84")
- Matte silk leaves with lifelike olives, natural wood trunk
- Weighted plastic pot, 9" base
- Indoor & covered-outdoor · zero maintenance
Designed down to the leaf.


Seven feet of presence, eight-foot-ceiling friendly.
Tall enough to fill the corner and frame a window, low enough to sit comfortably under a standard ceiling. Here's everything, on the record.